I'm having a bad Friday. 

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat) 04/22/2016 at 22:17 • Filed to: None

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It is 11:00 PM, I decided I wanted ice-cream and there was no Haagen-Dasz left in the fridge. Went to the car, took it out of the garage, drove 0.5 miles to the closest Marché (I could have walked but meh) and it was closed. No restaurants deliver Haagen-Dasz by phone app. I NEED MACADAMIA ICE CREAM GOD DAMINT.

What is the point of living in a 11 million people megalopolis if you can’t have Haagen-Dazs at not so ungodly hours?

djmt1 > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 22:26

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Okay that’s weird because at 10:00 PM yesterday, I did the same thing. Fortunately my shops are open 24/6 (not on Jesus day) and even more fortuitously, it was on sale (£1.50 off). Mr Kipling’s slices and Strawberry Cheesecake was a great way to finish the day.

Frenchlicker > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 22:29

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That's the reason we have Walmart. The US needs access to terrible foods at ANY HOUR DAMMIT!

My citroen won't start > djmt1 04/22/2016 at 22:29

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We are in a bank holiday right now so that may have something to do with my lack of ice-cream.

I would kill for some Strawberry Cheesecake right now (arguably the best of the Haagen-Dazs flavors)

My citroen won't start > Frenchlicker 04/22/2016 at 22:30

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We also have Walmart but I do not want to know the creatures I will encounter there at midnight.

djmt1 > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 22:32

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Ah Bank Holidays so great until you need something. As for flavours, I switch between Strawberry Cheesecake and Cookies & Cream. Been 15 years and I still don’t know which one I prefer.

JGrabowMSt > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 22:43

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You just reminded me I didnt get ice cream after dinner tonight.

3 kids got between me and my peanut butter ripple.

Damnit.

Frenchlicker > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 22:43

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Treat it like a Legend of Zelda dungeon you may see some weird shit but on the other side there will be sweet stuff and sunshine

My citroen won't start > djmt1 04/22/2016 at 22:53

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I’m biased towards fruits and cream flavor so it has to be Strawberry Cheesecake, those lovely chunks of dough.

My citroen won't start > Frenchlicker 04/22/2016 at 22:55

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Also don’t want to get mugged at the parking lot. I don’t like Walmart.

The Marché is much nicer

My citroen won't start > JGrabowMSt 04/22/2016 at 22:56

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I won’t suffer alone then.

C62030 > My citroen won't start 04/22/2016 at 23:03

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“I could have walked but meh”

My life motto right there.

Frenchlicker > My citroen won't start 04/23/2016 at 00:00

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Your Walmart sounds rougher than mine but your nicer grocery store is better than mine.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start 04/23/2016 at 00:09

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It will make you fat.

Have a glass of water instead...

My citroen won't start > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/23/2016 at 00:14

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I ate 12 frozen kit-kats instead

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start 04/23/2016 at 00:24

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Are you pregnant?

My citroen won't start > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/23/2016 at 00:25

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just hungry

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My citroen won't start 04/23/2016 at 00:27

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You could just slaughter an animal and cook it over an open fire...